BREAKING: Liberals Call For OBAMA To Replace Jefferson On Nickel

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Yesterday, we reported that Harriet Tubman will be replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. Now that the floodgates have been opened, liberals are demanding that Barack Hussein Obama be placed on the nickel instead of Thomas Jefferson.

According to Downtrend, the liberal website Slate posted an article on Thursday entitled  “Which White Guy Should Obama Replace When We Honor Him On Our Currency.” The article can only be described as extremely disturbing:

That Obama is the United States’ most admirable, accomplished modern president is a widely acknowledged fact, of course, but it seems possible that controversy might develop if he replaces another equally beloved figure.

The most obvious candidates for replacement would seem to be Grant and JFK, whose historic import is not quite as weighty as that of the others on the list. If we’re removing someone from the currency, though, it probably makes sense to take off a slave owner rather than an individual like Kennedy who, for all his faults, did not perpetuate the system of owning human beings as property for purposes of unpaid labor. On that note, we should probably also continue to honor Grant, whose support for civil rights during Reconstruction was for many years unjustly maligned because of the influence of white Southern revisionists.

So who does that leave? I would suggest it leaves Thomas Jefferson, who—in addition to having owned slaves and held demeaning views about racial “inferiority”—is already on two items of currency. To respect the positive elements of Jefferson’s legacy, let’s leave him on the $2, giving the nickel over to the first black president. And, while we’re at it, how about we make a symbolic statement about George Washington’s own mixed legacy by leaving him on the dollar but reserving the quarter for the first female president, Hillary Clinton?

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