Over the summer, liberals were outraged when Minnesota dentist Dr. Walter Palmer killed Cecil the lion during a hunting trip in Africa. Now, after months of speculation and threats from liberals, Dr. Palmer has finally learned his fate.
According to Daily Mail, Palmer has been cleared of any wrongdoing in Zimbabwe, and he will not face any charges there. Officials have ruled that Palmer did indeed have the appropriate paperwork to kill the lion over the summer.
“We approached the police and then the Prosecutor General, and it turned out that Palmer came to Zimbabwe because all the papers were in order,” Environment Minister Oppah Muchinguri-Kashiri commented.
Liberals had demanded that Palmer be sent to jail for killing the lion, and Obama even opened an official investigation into the dentist at the height of the hysteria.
“If I had known this lion had a name and was important to the country or a study obviously I wouldn’t have taken it,” Palmer said. “Nobody in our hunting party knew before or after the name of this lion.”
We’re glad that Palmer has finally been cleared in this ridiculous case, and we hope he is able to move on with his life from this. Drop your pitchforks, liberals, there’s nothing to see here!