BREAKING: Obama Announces Disturbing New Bacon Ban


October 12, 2015 6:59am PST

Obama and his minions are on a mission to turn the U.S. into a Muslim nation, and they came one step closer to this goal this week when they banned pork from American prisons.

According to Bizpac Review, Obama has officially banned bacon, pork chops, pork links, ham and all other pork products from all federal prisons. In a sickening twist, the Obama administration has refused to admit that they made this ban to appease Muslims. Instead, they have insulted the intelligence of millions of Americans by expecting us to believe that the majority of American prisoners do not like bacon.

“Why keep pushing food that people don’t want to eat?” prison bureau spokesman Edmond Ross told the press, presumably with a straight face. “Pork has been the lowest-rated food by inmates for several years.”

This seems extremely odd, considering the fact that I’ve never met ANY American who does not like bacon. Regardless of why they did it, the Council on American-Islamic Relations has announced that they are thrilled with the decision.

“In general we welcome the change because it’s facilitating the accommodation of Muslim inmates,’ said CAIR spokesman Ibrahim Hooper. “We hope it’s not an indication of an increasing number of Muslims in the prison system.”

American pork producers, however, are shocked and discouraged by this new ban.

“I find it hard to believe that a survey would have found a majority of any population saying, ‘No thanks, I don’t want any bacon,’” National Pork Producers Council spokesman Dave Warner commented. “We’re going to find out how this came about and go from there. We wouldn’t rule out any options to resolve this.”

It’s sickening that the Obama administration is continuing their war on pork just to make themselves look better to Muslims. Now it’s prisons, but where will pork be banned next?

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