A woman recently walked into Harrods, which is often described as the fanciest store in Britain. She immediately spotted a beautiful diamond necklace, and quickly approached it.
While bending over to take a closer look at the jewelry, she unexpectedly farted. Humiliated, she looked around to see if anyone noticed, even saying a little prayer that no sales clerks were near her.
Unfortunately for her, she turned around to find a good lucking sales associate standing right behind her.
“Good day, Madam,” he greeted her. “How may we help you today?”
Blushing and hoping that he didn’t hear her fart, the woman asked him how much the bracelet cost. His reply took her by surprise.
“Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”