Masturbating Dog Thief Gets Dose of Instant Justice

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December 30, 2014 2:58pm PST

A Pennsylvania man is in critical condition from gun shot wounds he received after masturbating from a second story balcony and stealing a dog.

Angel Suarez Medero climbed onto a second story apartment balcony in Philadelphia, where he proceeded to pleasure himself. He then broke into the apartment and stole a 4-year-old Dachshund named Ollie. The sex-crazed lunatic jumped from the balcony moments later with the dog in his clutches.

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But the fun didn’t end there. Medero broke into a first floor apartment next, where he began assaulting the people inside. One of the residents who was armed opened fire on the assailant, hitting him more than once at close range. Incredibly, this did not deter Medero, who continued to fight.

Eventually the madman was subdued and taken into custody by police. Sadly, after the terrifying ordeal, Ollie is still missing.

H/T: Guns Save Lives

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