Michelle’s Pissed: Doctors Leak Details On Top Secret Lipo Procedure


September 17, 2014 9:20am PST

As Michelle Obama continues to spout off about the problem of obesity in our nation and has been the sole cause for the suffering of countless students who are left hungry every day, quite the revealing little secret has come forward. It has recently been revealed that the “fat shaming” First Lady has undergone liposuction surgery after becoming too lazy to work it off.

Despite Michelle Obama’s Let’s move being a complete failure, she’s still intent of trying to force Americans to do what she wants – but the recent announcement may just put an end to it. Medical experts have come forward to explain that she’s undergone the fat sucking procedure, and are even calling her a, “plastic surgery hypocrite!”

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Political whistle-blower Larry Ward has even come forward to point out, “Michelle Obama pushes diet and exercise to fight obesity, but if she’s had liposuction, she’s a plastic surgery hypocrite for taking the easy way out!”

Michelle has pointed out in the past that she doesn’t see all that much wrong with plastic surgery even going so far as to say, “Women should have the freedom to do whatever they need to do to feel good about themselves.”

So what do you guys think – is it time for the hypocritical mooch to just keep quiet regarding American obesity and leave us alone for the unfortunate remainder of her husband’s term?


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