Sarah Palin “Crawling On Top Of People” To Get Involved In “Jerry Springer” Like Brawl

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As Mr. Conservative reported yesterday, the family of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin was involved in an alleged brawl at a family party. Since the time of the incident, new eyewitness accounts have come forward in which they accuse Sarah of literally “crawling on top of people” to get involved in the “Jerry Springer” like fight.

According to a culmination of eyewitness accounts, the incident took place at the home of Korey Klingenmeyer where many people were in attendance of his twins, Matt and Marc McKenna. The family reportedly came to blows when the ex-boyfriend, Connor Cleary, of Willow Palin, 20, showed up and was confronted by oldest Palin son, Track, 25, who began physically attacking the boy.

Connor Cleary

When Cleary’s father Steve tried to break up the two, Todd Palin began to choke him according to the witnesses. Todd was said to have walked away with a bloody nose and the scuffle was said to have been broken up.

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It wasn’t long however until the Palin daughters, Willow and Bristol, 23, tried to restart the confrontation by going after Conner’s mother, Melissa. According to one witness,Eric Thompson, “They were on a b-line, coming straight at Melissa.” When Korey Klingenmeyer stepped in their way and politely asked the two to leave, he was punched in the face by Bristol.


Thompson further described that the oldest Palin daughter, “stood straight up, brought her arm back and cold-cocked [Klingenmeyer] right in the face.” She was said to have delivered about six blows before Klingenmeyer finally pushed her off. “I was thoroughly amazed at the restraint Korey showed. He’s a total gentlemen.”

Korey Klingenmeyer

At one point during the multiple altercations, one witness even conveyed the horror she felt as she watched Palin literally crawl over top of people in order to get to her intended targets during the brawl. She then cried out, “You know who we are, don’t you?,” before the family got into their ride for the evening – a stretch Hummer.

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However, they didn’t leave until Track stood shirtless in the front lawn giving the middle finger to everyone trying to leave the party. Reports indicate that alcohol was involved where Thompson describes “It was a really nice, mellow party, then it turned into the Jerry Springer show.”

No arrests have been made at this point although the police were called who showed up after the Palins had left. It has been suggested that it was actually the Palin family that called police.


Acting as any politician would, Sarah has distanced herself from the claims saying that she was traveling during the time of the party. Hinting that she wasn’t even in the area during the time of the party, she wrote on her Facebook wall on Sunday, “I was traveling yesterday, so I’m posting Todd’s 50th birthday greeting a day late, which is fine because the handsome guy barely looks a day over 50.”

The Palin family has also remained mum on the matter.

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