Find Out How Conservative Truck Owners Are Trolling Liberals Across The County

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We all know that Liberals love complaining about anything they can when it comes to Conservatives and perhaps the worst offenders seem to be those that drive around Toyota Priuses. In an effort to combat their tiring whining, a few Conservative truck owners have found a way to pretty much shut them up.

In an effort to protest Obama’s mother-earth loving environmentalists, they’ve taken to creating what they like to call, “coal rollers.” For about $500, you can get everything you need to transform your diesel pickup truck into a truck that pours out billows of black smoke.

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Seen with usually exhaust smoke stacks that rise above the truck right behind the cab, truck drivers are choking out Liberals before they get the chance to even say a word. According to a coal rolling equipment salesperson:

“I run into a lot of people that really don’t like Obama at all. If he’s into the environment, if he’s into this or that, we’re not. I hear a lot of that. To get a single stack on my truck — that’s my way of giving them the finger. You want clean air and a tiny carbon footprint? Well, screw you.”

One coal roller named Ryan further explained, “I rolled coal on a Prius once just because they were tailing me.” So what do you guys think – cool or obnoxious? Let us know in the comments below.

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