With all of the stories in the news about terrorists blowing themselves up before getting the chance to inflict their jihad on the infidels like us, you would think that they might take this as a sign from almighty Allah that maybe they shouldn’t be spending their lives trying to kill others all in the name of the religion of peace. Alas, no terrorists seem to be ascertaining that conclusion, as yet another report has surfaced of them blowing themselves up. Apparently, suicide bombers aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.
This time, an Iraqi suicide bomb instructor reportedly blew up his entire class by accident. I can’t say I feel at all bad about that.
The incident occurred at a secluded terrorist training camp north of Baghdad on Monday. The terrorist teacher was wearing a suicide belt packed chalk full of explosives during a live demonstration, which ended up being his very last bone-headed move. When the belt exploded, he instantly killed himself and 21 of his students. All of the casualties were members of the merciless terrorist organization ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Syria).
It’s safe to say that you generally trust your teachers to impart valuable knowledge on you without doing you any bodily harm, least of all killing you. But I suppose the casualty rates are higher when your classroom is full of explosives.
This is a welcome story after so many reports of ISIS running amok and slaughtering whoever gets in their way, wouldn’t you say? Let us know what you think in the comments section below!