Muslims Declare Jihad On Cadbury After Pig DNA Found In Chocolate

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Muslims hate pork and refuse to even come in contact with it, so when they found out that DNA from pigs was found in their chocolate the outrage ensued. Now they’re making outrageous demands to the company as a result.

The fundamental followers of the most hated religion on the planet are demanding that Cadbury pay for their blood transfusions, or else.

If only pig DNA were lethal.

 

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