Drunken Man Molests ATM, Then Picnic Table

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You ever been so lonely you tried to make it with an ATM? How about a picnic table? Unfortunately for Lonnie Hutton, 49, he recently hit that low after falling into a drunken stupor.

It all started when Hutton stumbled into Boro Bar and Grill, in Murfreesboro, Tennessee and made a beeline for the ATM. He then reportedly dropped his drawers and went to town searching for any slot in the machine where he could stick it in.

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Police were called and promptly showed up to subdue the techie fondler and sat him down on a nearby picnic table. To their surprise, Hutton just flopped himself over and kept right at it, this time humping the table itself.

He was later charged with public intoxication.

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