You ever been so lonely you tried to make it with an ATM? How about a picnic table? Unfortunately for Lonnie Hutton, 49, he recently hit that low after falling into a drunken stupor.
It all started when Hutton stumbled into Boro Bar and Grill, in Murfreesboro, Tennessee and made a beeline for the ATM. He then reportedly dropped his drawers and went to town searching for any slot in the machine where he could stick it in.
Police were called and promptly showed up to subdue the techie fondler and sat him down on a nearby picnic table. To their surprise, Hutton just flopped himself over and kept right at it, this time humping the table itself.
He was later charged with public intoxication.
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