Students Post Ad For Hitman To Get Out Of Finals

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For those of us who went to college, we all know the stress of finals week can be a bit more than overwhelming, but how far would you go to get out of the dreadful exams? Two women recently took that sentiment to entirely new lengths after posting an ad on Craigslist for a hit man to take them out.

Of course, the girls didn’t actually want to die as two female UGA students requested they simply be hit by a car so that they could evade their finals. They made sure to note their hope to avoid death entirely as they specifically described their desire to be, “injured enough to get out of taking our finals here at UGA.”


(See also: Lesbian Fakes Hate Crime To Get Out Of Homework)

The girls also shared that whoever volunteered for stunt would be compensated by getting to hit, “two lovely ladies by vehicle w/ permission.”

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