Eating This Ice Cream Will Spice Up Your Sex Life, Guaranteed

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As if being able to pop a little blue pill to help with your inability to perform wasn’t convenient enough, a British ice-cream maker has created a dessert to help you enjoy your other dessert, by mixing Viagra into the sweet treat.

The flavor is called “Arousal” and it contains 25mg of the little blue pill in every ice cold scoop you dish out, and they created it by request of a celebrity customer of the South Wales ice cream company called “Lick Me I’m Delicious.”

Typically, Viagra is prescribed in 50mg doses and the pills are available in 25mg, 50mg, and 100mg, so two scoops of the ice cream after dinner will be enough to give you a night of fun when you get home.

(Read More: Liberals Introducing Bill To Prevent Men From Purchasing Viagra Without Mandatory Doctors Tests)


The inventor of the ice-cream, Charlie Harry Francis, said he was approached by an “A-list celebrity” to create a unique, but specific, flavor for an upcoming party. So he went to his laboratory and spent a few days perfecting the mix, which is champagne flavored ice cream with crushed up Viagra mixed into it.

“It’s all very secretive. We had to sign a confidentiality agreement so I can’t reveal the name of the client,” he said.

“All I’m allowed to say is it was for a party and that they were very happy with the end result and that I made ‘the required amount’.”

Francis has also been the inventor of other breakthrough ice-creams, one of which he created last year that glows in the dark. He created it by using the bioluminescent proteins from a jellyfish.


The only problem he had with this creation is that he had to somehow get his hands on enough Viagra to fulfill the order, a task that he said was “embarrassing.”

Compounding pharmaceuticals isn’t a new process, although doing so with ice-cream is. For years there have been lotions and creams that have pain-relieving medicines in them that people apply to their skin in the affected areas.

Who knows, Mr. Francis may have just revolutionized the way we take our meds. After all, who doesn’t like ice-cream?

(Read More: Fatal New “Sextasy” Trend Of Mixing Viagra & Ecstasy For A “Euphoric Effect” Sweeping America)

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