A farmer in Herkimer County, NY noticed that his cows seemed to be a little more uneasy than usual and he couldn’t figure out why. They weren’t producing the mil they normally did, and seemed more anxious in general so he set up a surveillance camera to find out what was going on, and what he found is absolutely sickening.
The farmer, whose name has been withheld, was in shock when he saw two men having sexual relations with his livestock, even video taping each other in the act.
He alerted authorities who then conducted their own investigation and discovered that Michael Jones, 35, and Reid Fontaine, 31 were in fact doing the deed with the milk producing cows.
According to police, Fontaine had tried to mount several different cows while his accomplice Jones caught the action on film for reasons unknown at this time.
Both men were arrested and then released on an appearance ticket pending a court date. They are charged with misdemeanor sexual conduct for their voyeuristic adventures of the bovine variety.
You’ll be surprised to know that they’re not the first men who have decided that they’re rather sleep with a cow than eat it. In 2008 a Brazilian man by the name of Getulino Ferreira Paraizo was accused of having sex with over 400 different hooved heifers because he said he preferred “more tranquil animals.”
However before you go getting any bright ideas you may want to take note of a study that was done in 2011 that was published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that men who can’t stick to human lovers have double the chance of getting penile cancer. So yes, it really can fall off for doing such things, maybe it’s a divine punishment for a perverted pastime.