Robert Buchanan is a homeless man who lived outside the Church of Christ the Cornerstone in Milton Keynes, England. He was recorded on CCTV last year having sex with his dog, who he’s had since it was a puppy, in his sleeping bag and arrested. He’s been found guilty but won’t face any jail time for it.
The 35 year old has fessed up to doing it but denies that it was an ongoing thing.
In a statement the prosecution said “On June 30 last year at about 6pm a CCTV operator employed by Thames Valley Police was watching an area in central Milton Keynes and happened upon this defendant lying outside the Church of Christ the Cornerstone. He appeared to be sleeping rough. He was lying under a sleeping bag – in fact there were two, both opened and zipped together to form a duvet. It was apparent, when the CCTV operator focused, that there was also a dog there.”