Michelle Obama’s Face: Coming To A Subway Near You


January 24, 2014 8:49am PST

Subway has recently been awarded the opportunity to promote Michelle Obama and her “Let’s Move!” campaign—joy.  Along with this opportunity, frequenters of the chain sandwich shop will get to see Michelle’s face plastered everywhere in true marketing form (hope that doesn’t make you want to puke up that delicious sub).

(See also: Why Didn’t The First Family Allow Camera’s At Michelle’s Birthday?)

According to reports:

“The first lady was expected to announce Thursday that the Subway sandwich chain will spend $41 million over three years to encourage finicky young eaters to eat more food that comes out of the ground or grows on trees. The announcement was being made at a Subway shop near the White House.”

Subway is set to offer similar food choices that are offered in public schools—you know, the lunches that kids are complaining are so terrible, they’d rather not eat.  Subway is set to offer kids an apple for a side—and after Michelle’s recent bizarre promotional video, you can probably guess why—as well as low-fat milk or water as standard drinks.

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We already know that hard working Americans are already footing the bill on Michelle’s abysmal excuse for a campaign—something she must get from her husband—but what does that mean for Subway?

You guessed it—Subway isn’t paying Michelle to sponsor the foods, it’s the other way around.  That’s right, our tax payer dollars are going right into the pockets of Subway.

Some people seem to be worried about the competitive disadvantages for Subway’s competitors but that seems to pale in comparison to see the Obama’s throwing away even MORE money.  If Michelle was going to pay to promote her “Let’s Move!” campaign, the money would go to someone—and as anyone willing to shell out that kind of money to promote something, the biggest chain only makes the most sense—enter Subway.

But where does Michelle get off spending hard earned, mandated tax payer dollars on her campaign that no one wants and kids find disgusting?

(See also: Guess Who Paid For Michelle Obama’s Lavish 50th Birthday Bash)

It’s time these two were forcefully escorted from the White House and someone trying to decrease the national debt to step in.

How are you going to feel walking in to a Subway and seeing MOOCHelle’s face everywhere? Let us know in a comment below!


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