What Michelle Obama Said About Farts Will Make Your Jaw Drop


July 17, 2014 9:34am PST

Michelle Obama had a very dramatic story to tell as she gave a speech in Los Angeles on Wednesday. According to The Daily Caller, while speaking at an event addressing the struggles of homeless veterans, the first lady said:

“There’s this soldier that we met just a month ago, who was caught in a fire fart-fight in Afghanistan.”

It is unclear what exactly the first lady meant by this. Was the soldier caught in a horrendous fire fart, or a fire fight? OR was it a fire-fart-fight?? The American people need to know…

Get it together, Michelle…


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