U.S. Marine Claims He Protected Human Colonies From Indigenous Aliens On Mars


June 26, 2014 11:07am PST

There surely have been some strange claims brought forward by random people, but the most recent oddity may just take the cake. According to a U.S. marine, he spent 17 years protecting five human colonies on mars from indigenous alien life forms.

Only going by the name Captain Kaye, the mysterious soldiers claims he spent nearly three years serving in a secretive “space fleet” run by a multinational corporation called the Earth Defense Force. Apparently this organization recruits soldiers from countries such as the U.S., Russia and China in an effort to serve in unity against alien threats.

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During an interview with ExoNews TV, says that he has had extensive training and was required to fly three of each space fighters and bombers – assumed to be aircrafts of some sort. Furthermore he explains that extensive “training took place on a secret moon base called Lunar Operations Command, Saturn’s moon Titan, and in deep space.”

He also notes that after 20 years of service, he has since retired.

The author of this article feels that this story is no more real than the name Captain Kaye itself but encourages readers to make their own assertions. Feel free to rip this story up in the comments if you feel so inclined.


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