Porn Star Candidate For Toronto Mayor: ‘You Know My Life, There Wouldn’t Be Any Scandals’

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June 20, 2014 2:36pm PST

As if producing a crack smoking mayor that had to go to rehab more than once wasn’t enough of an oddity for Toronto, now the Canadian city has a porn star running to take the drug addict’s seat. Yeah I said it, a porn star, but that’s not all. They also have a white supremacist, a man named Al Gore, the guy who almost made marijuana legal in Canada, and a dreadlocked hippie who’s obsessed with Rastafarian culture, how’s that for an all-star lineup?

Recently Nikki Benz, the porn star who’s running for mayor, did a telephone interview with Jordan Sowunmi from Vice.com, and she’s definitely trying to be a serious competitor.

Benz grew up in Toronto before going to Los Angeles in 2004 and earing her riches acting out adult fantasies with complete strangers. However now she’s back in Toronto and sent the press into a firestorm several weeks ago when she announced she’s running for the position of the city’s mayor.

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Her candidacy is backed by Brazzers, an adult film company, and she has the catchy campaign slogan of “Trade in Your Ford for a Benz,” referencing current Mayor Rob Ford.

When asked what types of changes she would bring to the city, Benz stated that her biggest concern is traffic because “it’s just as bad as LA.” So she proposes expanding the subway and trying to raise funds to create a relief line.

She also thinks that bringing the adult industry to the conservative city would help create jobs and boost the economy. She says that the additional revenue would help pay for her new subways.

Oh yeah, and taxes. Benz is a proponent of lowering taxes so that younger people, like herself, could afford to buy property in the city.

Benz believes that her experience in the adult film industry and running her own business are what qualify her to be mayor. Combining her business background with her ability to speak in public would be the perfect combination for a mayor in her eyes, not to mention the fact that she’s charismatic and can “handle a big workload,” no pun intended.

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As an adult star, Benz thinks that she wouldn’t ever have to worry about scandals either. “I get naked for a living. Everything you need to know is already out there.”

She’s also happy with the job that Rob Ford has done as mayor, sans the addiction of course. She thinks that he has done a good job for the city but needs to get over his addiction before serving another term. As far as her own experience in politics, she says that she’ll have plenty of help from others to help her run the city so she’s not worried about her lack of experience.

When asked about implementing National Masturbation day, Benz reassured everyone that it was only meant as a publicity stunt to get attention for herself. After all, in her eyes everyone in politics runs for publicity first, politics second, so she did what she could to get her name out tere and for people to recognize her when they go to the polls.

If she does end up getting elected, Torontonians can rest assured knowing that, “I am the most honest person actually running. My life story is out there. I have no hidden agenda. I want to run the city.”

Would you ever vote for a porn star to be in political office, or should a person’s job not matter? Let us know with a comment!

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