DHS Stockpiles 1.2 Billion “Patriot Popper” Rounds

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January 30, 2014 8:49am PST

Edit: Since writing this report, it has been revealed that some of the facts put out by the media were untrue.

It appears as if the government is gearing up for war—on a domestic front.  It has recently been revealed that the DHS has purchased 1.2 Billion rounds of what they are calling, “domestic anti-personnel.”

(See also: DHS Claims Billions of Bullets Purchased Were “Clerical Error”)

There is a new round going around called the G2 R.I.P (Radically Invasive Projectile).  The round is an extremely devastating projectile that separates at the tip upon hitting its mark.  As the, now spider-like, round now decelerates, the separated “legs” then fragment sending projectiles throughout the body of the intended target.

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Of course being the decimating round that it is, Obama has signed an executive order allowing for the ammo to only be purchased and used by police and military personnel.  Since that time, the DHS has ordered the 1.2 billion rounds of the ammunition through the Chinese company, NORINCO.

Apparently named “Patriot Poppers,” the DHS and Obama’s administration seek to reassure Americans saying they are for the rare cases of “anti-government extremists and PTSD-addled veterans.”

PTSD-addled veterans?  Great, instead of fix the problem that they created before hand, they resolve to just shoot the traumatized man–after all, a bullet is much cheaper than therapy.

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Anyways if this, in fact, was the case, why 1.2 billion rounds? Their justifications and poorly constructed reassurances are weak at best.

(See also: FEMA Stockpiling Body Bags Since Katrina’s Top Secret Gun Confiscation Scheme)

A DARPA spokesperson, Regina Dugan explains that really, “These are for pacification of the law-abiding, protest prone people: Truthers, Birthers, you know the type. Don’t quote me on that.”

She goes on to explain that the rounds, “won’t really penetrate any significant body armor, but that stuff is illegal to purchase anyway.”  They’re perfect during the time of a revolution for those that, “guard against those guarding against tyranny.”

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The Duffleblog coveys, “According to government documents, the design is extremely effective at creating permanent tissue damage to unarmored doughy middle-aged targets.”

Spokesman for NORINCO North America, David Lo Pan, shares, “While the new round is not armor-piercing, it can easily penetrate the Old Testament, The Book of Mormon, iPhones, fanny packs, pocket-sized constitutions, Members Only jackets, frock coats, powdered wigs, and picket signs.”

A comment from DHS Director Jeh Johnson, where he tried to justify the excessively large purchase of ammunition, actually turned out to be more revealing than intended.  He states:

“This new round is a windfall for the American people. These rounds cost a fraction of the military grade ammunition. They are smaller and lower powered, which saves taxpayers money. Because to be honest, it just doesn’t take much lead and powder to put one of those taxpayers down.”

That is all we are to the government—a paycheck—and when it comes down to it, what good is a single taxpayer anyways?   It’s cheaper to put them down than arrest them—and easier too. Every day that goes by, America unknowingly inches closer and closer to a Totalitarian form of government.

(See also: Obama Activating FEMA Camps Across The Country)

What do you think—is it just paranoia or is there legitimate cause for concern? Let us know in a comment below!

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